Gord Tep’s Top 10 All-Time Christmas Presents

LJN Wrestling Figures were the absolute greatest toys out there. My collection of everybody from Hulk Hogan to Ted Arcidi was my most prized possession (much like my toys still are today). However, the newly released Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart were impossible to find at Toys R Us or Kay-Bee. The only place that I ever saw them was in a little local shop called “Colony.” Naturally, Colony had them priced at double what TRU sold LJNs for. My parents refused to buy these extra expensive superstars, and I accepted that they would never be part of my league. Miraculously, my brother snatched them up in spite of the price. I was shocked when I pulled back the wrapping paper to see these guys on Christmas morning.

1990_topps_box-183x300#4 – Topps Baseball Wax Box – 1989

The 1990 baseball season was several months away, but Topps was already producing cards for the upcoming year. I was blown away with a FULL box of packs to open on Christmas morning to get me started on building my own hand-made set.

zartan1#3 – Zartan – 1984

My all-time favorite G.I. Joe character. Known as the master of disguise, Zartan came with a mask, and his body changed colors (he became blue) when exposed to sunlight. “Santa Claus” gave me this one at the Long Beach Rec Center during a Christmas party. I was fascinated how he knew my name, and knew that I wanted Zartan.

StartingLineup#2 – Starting Lineup Talking Baseball – 1988

SLTB was incredibly close to being number one on my list, but when you get to number one you’ll see why it couldn’t be anything else. At this point, I was a rabid Met fan. Baseball had conquered He-Man, G.I. Joe, and even Wrestling. At 8, I knew virtually every player in the major leagues, their team, position, and at least a little about them. I studied the 792 Topps cards, and played against neighbors and friends in Rotisserie Baseball leagues. During a Thanksgiving trip to Ohio (visiting family), I discovered this game in a store. You could call it love at first sight. A computerized, strategy-based baseball game that came with all-star & hall of fame teams, yet was compatible with add-ons of every major league team.

camcorder#1 – Video Camera – 1993

This was several years in the making. From the time I was about 7 or 8, I desperately wanted a camera so I could make my own movies. Getting that camera was so important that I began saving for it. I would put money aside from my allowance or miscellaneous jobs. In 6th and 7th grade, I started selling baseball cards and card holders that I was buying at card shows for a nice profit. All the money that came in went into my camera fund. Finally, when I was older (13 at this point), I was able to get one. I paid for about half of the camera, I think the total was around $600. The excitement this thing brought me was unrivaled by any gift ever.

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  1. Anarchy Unlimited:

    Ya know Gordo,

    For all the “Chronolougical” jokes, I could never in a million years put together a list this detailed of stuff I got for Christmas.

    Except for the one year I got ROWDY cereal.

  2. Gord Tep:

    I always joked, but my memory is even somewhat sharper than yours in some ways. I suppose this list is evidence of that.

  3. Ham City Kev:

    ROWDY cereal gets a bike horn. Best prop ever. The cereal, not the horn.

  4. Steve:

    The most memorable gift I can remember is the GI Joe Air Craft Carrier… http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/wishbook/ussflagg.jpg

    I’m pretty sure I didn’t open any other gifts that year, and my brother got the GI Joe Space Shuttle… http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/defiant.jpg

    Still have them both in the attic at my parents house.

  5. JJ:

    I just found my SLTB and it still works it great I love it.

  6. Gord Tep:

    Awesome! SLTB was the best — I’ve still got mine, but it doesn’t work anymore! C’est la vie.





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